We live in a foolish world! I can't stand it!! I must speak out!!!
- Yoghurt (joghurt, yogurt, jogurt) and how to make it.
- I love yoghurt. It's such nice, friendly stuff. I can't resist telling you about it.
- Stop the Clock
- I like clocks, but not for telling the correct time. A Scotsman tells me that I'm not the only one.
- Speed cameras: the greatest scam on earth
- Pay a fine, encourage the downfall of Civilization As We Know It. Here's how.
- Stroking: sandwich critisism between two compliments
- Stroke a colleague at work. Two tales of what went wrong when this was forgotten.
- Student Overwork
- University students forced to take jobs to eat. No time for education.
- Splatman
- A slice of life from Heriot-Watt university.
- Guns 'n ammo
- There's nothing wrong with a gun — if you're sure it won't get pointed at you.
- On fish, and the soul of the Liberal Democrats
- About the May 3 elections.
- Jamie the terror threat
- I'm a dangerous man. Find out why.
- Hoods and Gadgets
- Complaint at a long-standing injustice done to yours truly.
- Interrogated
- Pulled in for questioning by the police.
- Training and Education
- The importance of University Education — with a capital ‘U’ and a capital ‘E’.